Joyous Elloscada!

To use Lady Maggie's words for 'Merry Christmas'…Joyous Elloscada!

A' me frigens e' Wy Nightwish, Joyous Elloscada!

Ellos es wy abernet mara wy ubernet. Lethdoloc na veberne!

—Gwingyth Thunderblade

Deja Vu...again...

AHHHHH! Where has it gone? Why does it keep disappearing? Is it because of the spammers? Ugh. Is this just me, or is it happening to someone else as well?

-A very very frustrated Esmerelda

Hey'a! Anyone remember my climatic first post?

Ryebrynn here! Posted about well... once on this blog, but, hey! I'm back again! :) Thinking about what to post, but I decided to post my introduction. :)

 I'm Lady Ryebrynn Lyla Shveer Crossblade also known as Brynna Sarayla Jakoso Crossblade,

Swordmaiden of God,
Hero of Jaydill,
High Queen of Graceland,
West African MK,
Expert BAMmer(Business As Missions),
Shadowed One,
Dog Lover,
Cat Maniac,
Nerdy and weird writer(And proud of it!),
Elf of Ellos,
Dragon Rider(Twice over),
Unicorn Friend,
Expert Grocery Bagger(Compliments of my grandparents),
The Cold One,
Defeater of Enemies,
Owl City Lover(Oh yeah!),
Reader of The Count of Monte Cristo(Awesome book!),
Number One fan of The Redwall Books and The Castaways of the Flying Dutchmen books,
Crocheter,
Knitter,
Ice-Cream consumer,
Scoffer(See Redwall books, especially ones with Hares),
Home-Schooler,
Faithful follower of Dramri(my name for God),
Blogger,
Keeper of the chicken,
Book-Eater,
Sister to a published author,
Fan of Tolkein,
Fan of Christopher Hopper,
Fan of Wayne Thomas Batson,
Multi-tasker,
The One Who Has  A Proplem With Correcting Her Mother's Grammar,
Thousand Foot Krutch Addict,
Relient K. fan,
The Exploding Author,
and Dekunte Buller of the Basa Tribe.

Yuppers, that's me! And here's a sample of my writing:


The old man shrugged again, grinned wider and laughed. The laugh, however, was quite unsavory, because it showed rows or rotting teeth, most missing. "If'n thee is prayin', then Dramri will act. Not sayin', young lad, that he wouldn't act anyways, but it's best thee is prayin'. That's the best. Prayer and patience." The old man laughed again and walked away.
Reani stood there, rooted in, well, unexplainable emotion. "That was wierd," he said and dashed off.



Thanks for reading!
-Ryebrynn Lyla Shveer Crossblade A.K.A Brynna Sarayla Jakoso Crossblade

Lego The Berinfell Prophecies

What do you think?

BTW, I will leave you to guess which of the Elven Lords this is.


—Gwingyth Thunderblade

The Underground has gone again!

I can't access the Underground from my computer. The website says 'Page not found'. Gulp. Does this mean it has been deleted? Destroyed?

What will we do?

Logical Step of Action 1. Freak out and scream.
Logical Step of Action 2. Calm yourself down.
Logical Step of Action 3. Contact the Sentinels, the Authors, or anyone else who may be able to help.

Does anyone get a sense of deja vee from this?

—Gwingyth Thunderblade

Esme Here!

This was posted on the "Riddles and Jokes Thread" by DrummerGuy. It was so funny that I had to post it! :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Answers from some of the world's thinkers...

Julius Caesar: To come, to see, to conquer.

John Calvin: It was predestined.

Charles Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new eChicken 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Of course, you will have to purchase Microsoft Road.

Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping fifty tons of nerve gas on it.

Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.

Moses: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road.'' And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Gandalf: O chicken, do not meddle in the affairs of roads, for you are tasty and good with barbecue sauce.

J.R.R. Tolkein: The chicken, sunlight coruscating off its radiant yellow- white coat of feathers, approached the dark, sullen asphalt road and scrutinized it intently with its obsidian-black eyes. Every detail of the thoroughfare leapt into blinding focus: the rough texture of the surface, over which countless tires had worked their relentless tread through the ages; the innumerable fragments of stone embedded within the lugubrious mass, perhaps quarried from the great pits where the Sons of Man labored not far from here; the dull black asphalt itself, exuding those waves of heat which distort the sight and bring weakness to the body; the other attributes of the great highway too numerous to give name. And then it crossed it.

Captain Kirk: To go boldly where no chicken has gone before.

Plato: For the greater good.

Jules Verne: Much knowledge of our world, and the worlds beyond, has been achieved through scientific curiosity. Under a 125 F.At 36 degree North and 115 degree East, and at 03:00 GMT, Professor Chicken entered history as his Cannon propelled him through the road.

William Shakespeare: I don't know why, but methinks I could rattle off a hundred-line soliloquy without much ado.

Computer programmer: cross_road() was called from get_other_side()

Shrek: Urrrrrp. What chicken?

Dr. Seuss:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!

Darth Vader: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side.

Martin Luther King Jr: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

REJOICE!!!

The Underground is back! Thank you whomever fixed it! :P

-Esmerelda

Ummm....

WHAT happened to the UG!???!!

-A very scared Emse :)

Wordle-UPDATED!!!!

Hi Elves, half Elves, and no Elves!
It's me, Raptor Elytra (that's a really cool name that I made up for my book story)

I created a wordle, (Esmerelda showed you a few a bit of post down) My wordle is about

*drum roll*

The Underground!

Here it is

<Message From Raptor: This is me getting kicked away!>

Wrath of the Spatula!

Frank's attacking New Zealand! Look at the picture I was able to take!

—Gwingyth Thunderblade

Just Another Random Elf ;)

Hey everyone! *waves*

I haven't posted yet, because I really didn't know what to post.  Now I shall post about what I didn't know to post and shall bore you out of your minds.  MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  Jk ;) Anyways...I thought I'd just say 'hi' to all the elves on here (who probably know me anyway...). :)

~Taisia Tinuviel

It's me, CNG!

It's me! This is so cool! :D

Wordle

Wordle's a cool website that my friend told me about, and I ended up making these.

From this website:

From the Timeless thread by Hyper and Andy:

I might have more a bit later. :)
This is Esme signing off!