What the Priest-Guy has to say about Marshmallows

Mawwiage, mawwiage is what bwings us togevva today. Mawwiage, that blessed arwwangement that dweam within a dweam. So tweasure youw wuv. Have you the wing?
Man and wife! Say man and wife!
Man and wife!


Mawshmawwows, mawshmawwows are what bwing us togevva today. Woasted mawshmawwows, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam. So tweasure youw mawshmawwows. Have you the ingwedients?
Roasted marshmallows! Say roasted marshmallows!
Woasted mawshmawwows!

BREAKING NEWS: MARSHMALLOWS DISCOVERED IN BERINFELL

"Now aren't you kind, dearie," Mumthers said. "But you shouldn't go on so. This is just a few things really:...mallow-brownies..."
DUDE. THIS IS EPIC.
Page 149, The Tide of Unmaking.
Check it for yourself.
Marshmallows in Berinfell! Whoo-whooooooooooo!
:D
*laughs hysterically*

The UG is Broken!!

The Underground refuses to load for me! Has anyone else been able to access it? I'm not getting any error message, but it will not load. It started yesterday.

-Aarathyn Arvell

Error Message

I'm getting a error message when I try go on the Underground. Is anyone else?

Oh well.

Humans do not live on Underground alone.

-Raptor

Books by Wayne Thomas Batson

Hello All!

Gwingyth Thunderblade seems to be the most frequent poster on this blog, for some reason, so I thought I'd dig it up and write something new.

See the title of this post? That larger text at the top? That's what this post is about. Books by Wayne Thomas Batson.

To start you off with, here's something from Sir Batson's blog.

If you do any of the above, email me at: <email removed>. Put the following in the Subject Line of the email: Door Within ReRelease Promotion. I will put your name in the Acknowledgments Section OF MY NEWEST BOOK (Soon to be announced!). I will also provide you with lots of cool Door Within freebies here on my blog!

Uh-huh. The author of the Door Within Trilogy is writing another book! What could this be?

These are possibilities.

1. A completely new book totally unrelated to any other book he's written.
2. Across the Dark Sea — third book in the Dark Sea Annals series.
3. Isle of…what?
4. Tales of The Realm
5. The Skeleton Project — Book 5
6. Something else.

And there are also books of Sir Batson's that are less well-known than his Door Within series and the famous Berinfell Prophecies of the Exploding Elves! Well, there aren't exploding Elves in it, but you know what I mean. At least, I hope you do…!

They are short stories. Note: the Links take you to the Amazon page.

1. Forget Me Not
2. Law of the Land
3. The Dragon in My Closet

I haven't read these, so I don't know if they're any good — but you could try them.

—Dmitri Pendragon

Good Day to You!

Hello Elves! This is Aarathyn Arvell! I thought that today it would be nice to post about pie. We Undergrounders just looooove pie! So here's some pictures of yummy looking pie. XD

This one looks soooo good!!!

Which one is your favorite?

-Aarathyn

An Offer

I'm sure you're all wondering about the title for this post. There is a simple reason for it.

I have an offer to make.

See the sidebar on the right? There are a list of Elven Blogs at the top. However, their number is not yet complete. This is my offer. If the Elves of the Underground who want their blogs on the list will post the links in comments to this post, I'll stick them in the sidebar. Please also note the title that you want the link to your blog to have.

Endurance and Victory,

Gwingyth Thunderblade

I am leaving... Goodbye.

As you may have guessed from the title, I am leaving. It may not be permanent, but at least for a few months. I will miss you all, and as I said on my thread, I will be back. As Bilbo says in LOTR, I am leaving now. Goodbye.

I will miss you all,

-Raptor

A raptor in full flight swoops down into a little log cabin. Two humans, a male and a female, looks up from their perches.

The female, tears sparkling in her eyes, says,

"It is done then?"

The raptor glows a dim blue, then transforms into a boy about 13, with unruly brown hair and blue eyes. He has slightly pointed ears like an elf.

"Yes Mother. I have said goodbye. We leave immediately." The female walks out the door quietly followed by the man and then disperses into a blue and green light. The boy stayed put. Then he looked around.

"I will miss this place." He sighs. "But I may be back. Endurance and Victory!" The boy smiles right at you and smiles, then starts to fade, and suddenly is gone completely. All is silent. 

Selansol Raptor Elytra, is gone.

Attention! Followers Wanted!

Hi all, this is Gwin writing this.

Hop over to Selansol Raptor's blog at raptorelytra.blogspot.com. He's drawn a picture of Kat Simonson—but he's not showing it yet. He says that when he gets three followers, then he will post it. Currently, he has two—HyperLinkzer and Taisia Tinuviel.

Who wants to see the artwork of one of the Berinfell Prophecies's biggest fans? Do you? Then, follow Selansol's blog.

Now that I've finished advertising for him,

Endurance and Victory!

—Dmitri Pendragon, Gwingyth Thunderblade, Alastair Coldhollow
(who all happen to be the same person)

Merry Celesturan!

Merry Celesturan, Elves! Today, March 13, is the day when we can celebrate the removal of the error message from the Underground!

Everything is back to normal…Starsinger, Jliessa44, and Eruanna are firing away on Character Conversations and Complaints…Leilani Sunblade, newest Sentinel, has reappeared…etcetera, etcetera.

Expect a full and complete saga of the brave fight the Sentinels and CH fought (and anyone else who cared to come along) the Wisps and drove them out of Nightwish Caverns, the Underground. From who, I'm not exactly sure.

Again I say, Merry Celesturan!

Endurance and Victory! We have endured this time of hardship, and we have risen victorious!

—Gwingyth Thunderblade

The Underground: Error

Recently, the Underground has been showing an error message at the top of the page. You'll all probably know this already, if you have been on the Underground lately.


Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/berinfel/public_html/theunderground/bb-settings.php on line 186

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/berinfel/public_html/theunderground/bb-includes/backpress/functions.wp-object-cache.php on line 108

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/berinfel/public_html/theunderground/bb-includes/backpress/pomo/mo.php on line 171

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/berinfel/public_html/theunderground/bb-includes/functions.bb-l10n.php on line 484

Deprecated: Assigning the return value of new by reference is deprecated in /home/berinfel/public_html/theunderground/bb-includes/backpress/class.wp-taxonomy.php on line 581

Some users cannot post. Others can't make the words on their posts show up. When your account times out, then you can't log back in. The words are bigger than usual.
The Underground is suffering an error attack.

In light of this unpalatable development, Elves Hyperlinkzer and CrazyAndyMan have opened a temporary replacement for the Underground until it gets fixed. The link? http://heedtheprophecies.createaforum.com/index.php.

I assume that all the Sentinel's accounts have been logged out automatically, as none of them have been on recently. Other users like myself (Gwingyth Thunderblade), Jag Swiftstorm, HyperLinkzer, and others are also absent from the forum.

Christopher Hopper has been looking into the glitch. Hopefully, he will find a remedy for this soon.

So, fellow Elves, our time has come. As the Elves of Allyra constantly remind each other: Endurance and Victory! We must have endurance to face this time of change and uncertainty. Will we be victorious? I hope so.

Endurance and Victory,

Gwingyth Thunderblade



Postscript.
My conspiracy-theory side (which is also my insanely crazy side) tells me something about this. Finally, the Wisps have found a way into Nightwish Caverns, from which the Underground gets its name, and are blockading Elves from entering back into the Caverns. Soon, they will have complete control, unless we can drive them out of here.
But remember, Elves! There are many secret ways into Nightwish…

Never alone,

Gwingyth Thunderblade

Postpostscript. Leave a comment…please.

Just to Remind Everyone The Elves' Blogs Exist

We exist, guys! :P

-Ryebrynn

Please! I didn't mean to kill it!

Ahh! Dear friends, please tell me I didn't kill this wonderful blog. I hope against hope that my voice has crushed out yours, my elvish friends.

:P

For Ellos,
Moira ~ Star of the Sea

Happy New Years!

Happy New Years, Elven Peeps! May this be a year in which we all grow further in Ellos and pursue with a whole heart what He has called us to do!

Anyone have any interesting New Year resolutions?

Two of mine:

—Visit a store and ask for diet water, low fat water, zero carb water... etc.... :D
—Write a ton

So yeah! I hope you all have a great day :)

♥ Moira ♥